How to (Not) Fix a Problem

“A damn is about to burst and flood the city! This is a disaster!”
“NO! This is an opportunity to prove to all MY GENIUS! My latest invention will surely solve this problem!”
“But…but professor, how would flesh-eating, radioactive Bees possibly help?”
“With the power of SCIENCE of course!”
Play mad scientists and their handlers trying to fix very normal problems with the worst tools imaginable. Inspired by: Genius the Transgression, Re-animator and other sci fi nonsense.